So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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