I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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