i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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