Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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