Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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