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  spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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  that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?

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  All of them

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...

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• (516): View more from New York

  Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??

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