Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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