spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??