WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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