he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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