It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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