he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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