let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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