I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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