She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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