hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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