Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize