youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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