Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm passing your future prison.
only you would photoshop your dick
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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