1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah