the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.