I wanna bring you to show and tell
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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