I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm at about main and main street
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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