is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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