Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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