I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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