This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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