i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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