How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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