But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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