You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Randomize
