If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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