from now on my penis is your penis
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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