just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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