I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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