i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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