I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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