the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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