well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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