Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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