My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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