this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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