It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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