You work out of a Hotel?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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