Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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