Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
And then my night got REAL pukey
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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