I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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