you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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