how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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