Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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