The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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