My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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