we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Girls should come with a carfax report
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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