real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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